What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 24/05/2023
When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. January 4, 2024
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” September 28, 2023