I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 18/04/2024
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally. September 7, 2022
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything” June 1, 2021
Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.” January 29, 2021