When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. December 12, 2024
A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack. April 5, 2021
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”. January 30, 2023