I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 16/04/2021
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. April 18, 2024
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”. November 16, 2020