I knew I shouldn’t steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

• Next story How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
• Previous story R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

You may also like...

• What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

  February 28, 2021

• It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.

  April 1, 2023

• Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

  February 23, 2025