I have the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

• Next story Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
• Previous story I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

You may also like...

• I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

  February 20, 2021

• People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

  February 16, 2021

• Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

  March 2, 2024