I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn’t have the stones.

• Next story Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.
• Previous story Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

You may also like...

• What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

  January 9, 2021

• I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

  April 27, 2021

• What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

  September 16, 2023