Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

• Next story Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.
• Previous story Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

You may also like...

• Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the “try” angle.

  January 14, 2023

• I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

  May 14, 2025

• What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

  November 23, 2020