Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

• Next story What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.
• Previous story Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

You may also like...

• What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

  April 12, 2025

• What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

  September 16, 2023

• I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

  March 28, 2023