Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

• Next story Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
• Previous story Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don’t know watt they are talking about. They’re not that bright.

You may also like...

• Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!

  July 18, 2021

• Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

  October 24, 2021

• What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

  January 3, 2025