I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop signing “I’m A Believer”… Then I saw her face. January 29, 2024
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. August 19, 2023
I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. September 3, 2023