A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 14/07/2021
Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer. November 28, 2020
Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.” January 29, 2021