I knew I shouldn’t steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

• Next story What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!
• Previous story What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!

You may also like...

• What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.

  October 27, 2021

• When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

  September 14, 2021

• A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

  November 13, 2024