A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 15/05/2021
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally. September 7, 2022
I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop signing “I’m A Believer”… Then I saw her face. February 22, 2021