It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

• Next story As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
• Previous story Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

You may also like...

• It takes guts to be an organ donor.

  August 14, 2023

• Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

  November 5, 2023

• How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

  September 27, 2024