What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

• Next story I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
• Previous story How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

You may also like...

• What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

  November 5, 2024

• Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, “do you smell fish?”

  January 28, 2021

• Some people eat light bulbs. They say it’s a nice light snack.

  January 17, 2025