Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat. March 2, 2021
When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. January 4, 2024
Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there. August 9, 2023