Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 31/12/2022
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie. September 26, 2021
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle. September 23, 2022