I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. October 7, 2022
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” October 15, 2024