I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

• Next story What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
• Previous story What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

You may also like...

• The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

  November 22, 2023

• I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

  May 22, 2025

• I just broke my guitar. It’s okay, I won’t fret

  January 25, 2025