Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

• Next story I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.
• Previous story I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

You may also like...

• Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

  August 8, 2022

• I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

  July 20, 2024

• I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

  April 18, 2024