Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.

• Next story What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
• Previous story The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”

You may also like...

• Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

  July 21, 2023

• What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

  June 5, 2024

• “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

  February 5, 2021