Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 02/06/2021
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” October 15, 2024
Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now. November 7, 2024
Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. December 31, 2022