Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he’s a pain in the neck.

• Next story What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
• Previous story What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

You may also like...

• Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it’s a little meteor.

  November 11, 2023

• What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

  January 14, 2021

• How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

  May 1, 2023