Why don’t you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees? They’re really good at it.

• Next story What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
• Previous story “My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”

You may also like...

• Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

  October 8, 2022

• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

  June 19, 2025

• In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

  February 24, 2024