Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

• Next story Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
• Previous story What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

You may also like...

• Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwich.

  February 15, 2021

• What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

  June 7, 2024

• I’ve been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can’t seem to get it going.

  October 4, 2021