Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

• Next story Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Previous story Why can’t you use “Beef stew” as a password? Because it’s not stroganoff.

You may also like...

• What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

  August 9, 2024

• I’d like to start a diet, but I’ve got too much on my plate right now.

  October 9, 2021

• It’s been months since I bought the book “how to scam people online”. It still hasn’t turned up.

  March 9, 2023