Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can’t even.

• Next story I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
• Previous story I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

You may also like...

• This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!

  November 5, 2022

• How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

  September 21, 2024

• I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.

  September 7, 2023