Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia. April 17, 2024
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally. February 27, 2024
I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop signing “I’m A Believer”… Then I saw her face. January 29, 2024