Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!” December 4, 2022
In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. June 7, 2021
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. January 12, 2021