Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

• Next story There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.
• Previous story This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

You may also like...

• A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

  June 3, 2023

• A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

  April 5, 2021

• I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

  February 7, 2021