Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Next story Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
• Previous story I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

You may also like...

• Mountains aren’t just funny, they are hill areas

  May 6, 2023

• Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

  June 4, 2024

• Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We’re a cover band.

  February 19, 2021