Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite…

• Next story I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
• Previous story My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together… I totally nailed it!

You may also like...

• What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

  May 8, 2024

• A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

  August 4, 2022

• I have the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

  March 21, 2024