Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!”

• Next story What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t “tuna” fish!
• Previous story Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

You may also like...

• I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

  December 1, 2020

• What’s red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

  August 3, 2024

• What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

  June 12, 2021