Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

• Next story Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
• Previous story What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

You may also like...

• I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

  July 14, 2024

• Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

  January 30, 2021

• When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

  September 29, 2022