Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!

• Next story I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
• Previous story I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

You may also like...

• Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

  March 21, 2025

• There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

  February 13, 2021

• What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

  October 30, 2023