Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 04/11/2022
A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits” November 2, 2022
In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. November 22, 2020