Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!

• Next story I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
• Previous story Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it’s a little meteor.

You may also like...

• what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador

  June 2, 2025

• A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

  November 28, 2023

• My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

  June 14, 2023