Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 01/11/2020
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. October 24, 2022
Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.” January 29, 2021