I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop signing “I’m A Believer”… Then I saw her face. January 29, 2024
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. December 12, 2023
Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. December 17, 2022