What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils. July 24, 2023
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. June 13, 2024
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. June 29, 2024