Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ January 12, 2023
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t “tuna” fish! December 31, 2020
I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now. September 20, 2021