When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

• Next story What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.
• Previous story What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.

You may also like...

• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’

  January 12, 2023

• which flower is most fierce? Dandelion

  March 5, 2025

• Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.

  October 11, 2023