Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don’t know watt they are talking about. They’re not that bright. November 17, 2022
As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t such a good idea. April 17, 2023
Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. December 17, 2022