What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils.

• Next story Shout out to my grandma, that’s the only way she can hear.
• Previous story Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

You may also like...

• ‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire

  November 1, 2024

• I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

  November 23, 2022

• I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

  February 20, 2021