What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 16/09/2024
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 20, 2024