What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

• Next story What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
• Previous story What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

You may also like...

• I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

  November 26, 2022

• To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you’re happy now.

  August 11, 2024

• What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

  July 21, 2024