What don’t watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

• Next story I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.
• Previous story Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.

You may also like...

• A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

  January 31, 2021

• What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

  April 2, 2021

• Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.

  August 31, 2021