What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

• Next story I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said “Wii”
• Previous story I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

You may also like...

• This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!

  November 5, 2022

• Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

  April 17, 2024

• A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

  September 19, 2024