What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

• Next story Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
• Previous story You can’t trust a ladder. It will always let you down

You may also like...

• A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

  October 28, 2024

• What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

  August 19, 2021

• What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

  February 18, 2024