What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod.

• Next story Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it’s indivisible.
• Previous story What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

You may also like...

• What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

  November 23, 2020

• What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

  August 20, 2022

• There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

  February 13, 2021